I Don't Jump To Conclusions T-Shirt | Sarcastic Pole Vault Humor

Life is full of people jumping to the wrong conclusions. Why join the amateur league? You don't just "jump" into irrationality. You use leverage, momentum, and a 15-foot fiberglass pole to soar completely into the nonsense. It’s not just a shirt; it’s an Olympic-level display of boundaries. Perfect for the office, the lab, or anywhere someone is currently saying "I bet I know what happened..."

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention

- Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean