I Wasn't Going To Come Sarcastic T-Shirt | Best Friend Roast Tee

Let's be honest: your social battery was at 0%. You were already horizontal on the couch, halfway into a true-crime documentary. But then you remembered that your favorite person was going to be there, and their recent life choices aren't going to mock themselves.

This is the official uniform for the person who shows up late, stays for the banter, and leaves the second the insults run dry. If you’re going to be "dragged out," you might as well make it worth your time.

Why you need this

• The Vibe: Aggressively honest
• The Comfort: Made with premium, soft-combed cotton—because if you're going to be the roaster of the group, you should at least be comfortable.
• The Fit: Retail unisex fit. It looks just as good at a crowded bar as it does at a backyard BBQ you're currently regretting attending.
• The Quality: DTG printed with high-def ink that stays crisp, even after your friends try to roast you back (they will fail).